March 2012
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This is why Zuko will be the next fire lord. →
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STEVE HOLT
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to use his vibrator and realizes he is out of AAA batteries.
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punkest:
This is Tiago.
Tiago was a nice kid, good grades, big dreams, great music taste.
He had everything to succeed in life.
A home, a family, a girlfriend, friends…
But one day he met something… cocaine.
We never heard anything from him for 3 years until an unidentified photographer took this picture a few weeks ago.
Tiago is now a beggar due to his cocaine addiction.
DON’T. DO....
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama (via imjustaboywithadream)
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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carriemp:
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to the movies and sits next to someone who has an endless variety of crunchy snacks in loud, crinkly wrappers.
Best blog ever.
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
February 2012
assassinlui:
Mom: Why are you crying?
Me:
friend: i miss my boyfriend
me: so do i
friend: he calls me princess
me: he calls me fan
me: sometimes fans like plural
me: so he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too boo.
friend:
i just want to die
at least until saturday
friend: OMG I can't believe he rejected me! why am I such a hopeless romantic?!
me: one time a snack machine rejected my dollar and I was really hungry
A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words →
heretoseethequeen:
Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips. Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on. Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge. Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone. Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you. Tarantism - The urge to overcome melancholy by dancing....
me: wow i like this person a lot
me: i should talk to this person
me: wow look!!!! a perfect chance to talk to this person i should totally take it
me: types out message
me: gets nervous
me: exits page
me: floats away from computer
me: drifts out window
me: is lifted up into space
me: orbits around earth
me: is incinerated by the sun
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medic0803 asked: Vanessa Carlton? When¡ Where? XD
