February 2012
assassinlui:
Mom: Why are you crying?
Me:
friend: i miss my boyfriend
me: so do i
friend: he calls me princess
me: he calls me fan
me: sometimes fans like plural
me: so he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too boo.
friend:
i just want to die
at least until saturday
friend: OMG I can't believe he rejected me! why am I such a hopeless romantic?!
me: one time a snack machine rejected my dollar and I was really hungry
A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words →
heretoseethequeen:
Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips. Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on. Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge. Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone. Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you. Tarantism - The urge to overcome melancholy by dancing....
me: wow i like this person a lot
me: i should talk to this person
me: wow look!!!! a perfect chance to talk to this person i should totally take it
me: types out message
me: gets nervous
me: exits page
me: floats away from computer
me: drifts out window
me: is lifted up into space
me: orbits around earth
me: is incinerated by the sun
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medic0803 asked: Vanessa Carlton? When¡ Where? XD
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MOST IMPORTANTLY A THOUSAND MILES
MAKIN MY WAY DOWNTOWN
WALKIN FAST
FACES PASS
AND I’M HOME BOUND
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VANESSA CARLTON IS COMING TO MY SCHOOL
I’m freaking out.
guys
White Houses
Pretty Baby
slakfjndncknv
someone take youtube away from me.
i’ve been watching surprise soldier homecomings for like an hour now. i can barely see my screen now.
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bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: chest
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
2006: You Probably Couldn't See for the Lights but You Were Staring Straight at Me
2012: R U Mine?
I just discovered I can sit on my windowsill...
It’d be awesome if the dorms had bay windows with cushioned sills. So lovely.
brendoneureka:
patrickhumps:
when fob comes back they better have really long song titles that have nothing to do with the song or im gonna be pissed
by fall out boy
Words to keep inside your pocket:
Quiescent - a quiet, soft-spoken soul.
Chimerical - merely imaginary; fanciful.
Susurrus - a whispering or rustling sound.
Raconteur - one who excels in story-telling.
Clinquant - glittering; tinsel-like.
Aubade - a song greeting the dawn.
Ephemeral - lasting a very short time.
Sempiternal - everlasting; eternal.
Euphonious - pleasing; sweet in...
moonythemarauder:
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
