Shantelle | 22 | USA

Penn State '14 (Photo & Art History)

Arctic Monkeys. Various fandoms. Social issues.

I post what I like and I like what I post.
October 21st
11:00 PM
Via

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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sebastian-chanxdeaththekidto:

"The return of Gorillaz"

At the grocery store

  • Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
  • Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
  • Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
  • Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
  • Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
  • Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Baron Vaughn (x)

zackisontumblr:

if you’re feeling down i can feel you up

cosbyykidd:

juiciep:

whatisthat-velvet:

modernpolymath:

nazvseverything:

iamxmrk:

This is why I hate texting sometimes.

Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a nutshell

This speaks to me on a spiritual level.

I’m crying.

I wonder how many of these conversations I’ve had with people lmao

I am Peele

zlayaevreika:

pinkmckinley:

do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they sit down across from you and eat breakfast ok just dONT

do not think about joe biden getting ready for bed, wearing a tiny white pair of undies and mid-calf socks while drying off his freshly washed face with a plush egyptian cotton towel

the-sick-dancer:

k-o-kot:

White people

Wtaf

wavesheep:

54 characters

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

8:53 PM

Now that I’ve cut off all my hair and am letting my natural hair grow in, I can’t stop playing with my little curls. They’re so small and springy and soft; I have to run my fingers through them every five minutes.

tinyjutsu:

check out what i just finished/what will be in the shop soon!!!

slangwang:

2olluxlov32y0u:

slangwang:

why do boys love spitting on the ground so much?? i need answers

Would you prefer if we spit on people?

i would prefer if you just swallowed your damn spit because its a normal bodily function lmfao

At least spit in the grass and not right onTO THE SIDEWALK WHERE I AM LITERALLY ABOUT TO STEP